ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
(Source: slydigger)
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
describe a movie really badly in my ask and i’ll try and guess what movie you’re talking about
(Source: riddlemehiddle)
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

